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REAL WARNING SIGNS

CAUTION:

  • BABY ON BOARD
  • DO NOT EXCEED MAXIMUM LOAD LIMIT
  • DO NOT OPERATE WITHOUT PROPER INSTRUCTION
  • HANDLE WITH CARE
  • HEAVY EQUIPMENT
  • HEAVY PACKAGE
  • ICY CONDITIONS
  • IRRITANT
  • KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE
  • LOW OVERHANG
  • MAY BE ICY
  • MIND YOUR STEP
  • MUST WEAR PROPER PROTECTION WHILE OPERATING
  • PREPARE TO STOP
  • PROCEED AT YOUR ON RISK
  • PROCEED SLOWLY
  • SLIPPERY WHEN WET
  • WATCH YOUR STEP
  • WORK IN PROGRESS

DANGER:

  • ALLIGATOR INFESTED WATERS
  • BLAST ZONE
  • CONTAINS COMPRESSED GAS
  • CONTAINS FLAMMABLE GAS
  • CONTENTS MAY BE VOLATILE
  • DO NOT TOUCH
  • ERECTION IN PROGRESS
  • ERUPTS WITHOUT WARNING
  • EXPLOSIVE
  • HIGHLY REACTIVE
  • HOT
  • HOT EXHAUST
  • KEEP OFF
  • MOVES WITHOUT NOTICE
  • MULTI-DIRECTIONAL
  • NO CLIMBING
  • OFF LIMITS
  • OPERATE AT YOUR OWN RISK
  • OUT OF BOUNDS
  • PREPARE TO STOP
  • PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
  • RESTRICTED AREA
  • SHARK INFESTED WATERS
  • SHOCK HAZARD
  • SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS
  • THIN ICE
  • TIPPING HAZARD
  • TOXIC
  • TREACHEROUS CONDITIONS
  • UNSTABLE
  • VOLATILE

NOTICE:

  • 21 AND OVER BEYOND THIS POINT
  • ADULT CONTENT
  • ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED
  • ADULTS ONLY
  • BABY ON BOARD
  • CLEARANCE IS REQUIRED BEYOND THIS POINT
  • CONTAINS UNICORN DNA
  • DO NOT PROCEED
  • EXPERIENCED OPERATORS ONLY
  • EXPERIENCED RIDERS ONLY
  • FRAGILE
  • FREE RANGE
  • HANDLE WITH CARE
  • IN TRAINING
  • KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE
  • LUBRICATE PRIOR TO OPERATING
  • MUST WEAR PROPER PROTECTION WHILE OPERATING
  • NO BUTTS
  • NO LOITERING
  • NO SOLICITIING
  • NO TRESPASSING
  • OUT OF ORDER
  • OUT OF SERVICE
  • PRECIUOS CARGO
  • PRIVATE PROPERTY
  • PUSH-PULL OPERATION REQUIRED
  • REMOVE LOOSE CLOTHING BEFORE OPERATING
  • REQUIRES TWO-HANDED OPERATION
  • RESTRICTED AREA
  • RESTRICTED AREA AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
  • RETURN TO ORIGINAL CONDITION AFTER USE
  • UNDER 24HR SURVEILLANCE
  • UNDER CONSTRUCTION
  • UNDER VIDEO SURVEILLANCE
  • WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE USE

WARNING:

  • ADULT CONTENT
  • AVOID INJURY BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE
  • AVOID INJURY, DO NOT TOUCH
  • BE PREPARED TO STOP
  • BIO-HAZARD
  • BLAST ZONE
  • CONSTANTLY IN MOTION
  • DANGEROUS CURVES
  • DO NOT TOUCH
  • EQUIPMENT MAY BE HOT
  • EXPERIENCED OPERATORS ONLY
  • EXPERIENCED RIDERS ONLY
  • HANDS OFF
  • HAZARDOUS WASTE STORAGE AREA
  • HAZARDOUS WASTE STORAGE UNIT
  • HIGHLY REACTIVE
  • IMPROPER OPERATION MAY CAUSE PREMATURE FAILURE
  • KEEP HANDS CLEAR OF MOVING PARTS
  • KEEP HANDS OFF
  • KEEP LUBRICATED WHEN IN MOTION
  • MAY CAUSE IRRITATION
  • MAY TILT IF PUSHED
  • MOVES WITHOUT NOTICE
  • MULTI-DIRECTIONAL
  • NO CLIMBING
  • NO FILTER
  • OFF LIMITS
  • OPERATE AT YOUR OWN RISK
  • PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
  • PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
  • STARTS AUTOMATICALLY
  • STEEP SLOPE
  • TIPPING HAZARD
  • TREACHEROUS CONDITIONS
  • TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED
  • UNSTABLE
  • VOLATILE
  • WATCH YOUR HANDS AND FINGERS

JUST 4 FUN WARNING SIGNS:

CAUTION:

  • ADULT AT PLAY
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AFRICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE BRITISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CANADIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CHINESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE GERMAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HAWAIIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HUNGARIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE IRISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ITALIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JAPANESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JEWISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE MEXICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE NORWEGIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE POLISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ROMANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE RUSSIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SCOTTISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SPANISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SWEDISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE UKRANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE VIKING PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE YUGOSLAVIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS NEANDERTHAL DNA
  • CONTAINS PIRATE DNA
  • CONTAINS SASQUATCH DNA
  • CONTAINS VIKING DNA
  • CONTAINS WARRIOR DNA
  • DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
  • HANGOVER IN PROGRESS
  • I BROUGHT MY INVISABLE FRIEND
  • I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING
  • I HAVEN’T HAD MY COFFEE YET
  • I QUESTION EVERYTHING
  • I’M CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED
  • MAY CONTAIN POOP
  • NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT PET
  • SLOW ADULT AT PLAY
  • THIS MACHINE HAS NO BRAIN USE YOUR OWN
  • UFO SURVEILLANCE DRONE

DANGER:

  • AMERICAN PATRIOT
  • AVOID INJURY BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE
  • BAD INFLUENCE
  • BE NICE OR LEAVE
  • BELIEVE IT
  • BEWARE OF HUSBAND
  • BEWARE OF WIFE
  • CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AFRICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE BRITISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CANADIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CHINESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE GERMAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HAWAIIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HUNGARIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE IRISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ITALIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JAPANESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JEWISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE MEXICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE NORWEGIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE POLISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ROMANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE RUSSIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SCOTTISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SPANISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SWEDISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE UKRANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE VIKING PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE YUGOSLAVIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS NEANDERTHAL DNA
  • CONTAINS PIRATE DNA
  • CONTAINS SASQUATCH DNA
  • CONTAINS VIKING DNA
  • CONTAINS WARRIOR DNA
  • DEPLORABLE
  • DO NOT OPERATE WHILE TEXTING
  • DOING DANGEROUS THINGS IS DANGEROUS
  • DON’T POKE THE BEAR
  • EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY
  • EXTREMELY HIGH ESTRIGEN LEVELS
  • EXTREMELY HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS
  • FREE RANGE
  • HOT AND SPICEY
  • HOT MESS
  • I AM AN AMERICAN PATRIOT
  • I BROUGHT MY INVISABLE FRIEND
  • I DON’T CARE
  • I HAVE NOT HAD MY COFFEE YET
  • I HAVE X-RAY VISION
  • I JUST QUIT SMOKING
  • I WALK THE LINE BETWEEN GENIUS AND INSANITY
  • I’M A BAD INFLUENCE
  • I’M NOT LISTENING
  • IF I OPEN MY CAN OF WHOOPASS, SHIT HAPPENS
  • IF YOU STAND CLOSE, I THROW SHADE
  • INCURABLE GEAR HEAD
  • JUST DANGER
  • LIFE IS NOT FAIR
  • MAJOR ATTITUDE
  • MAKE ME ANGRY AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN
  • MAN AT WORK
  • MAY CAUSE IRRITATION
  • MAY CONTAIN ALCOHOL
  • MAY CONTAIN POOP
  • MOODY
  • MOUTH OPERATES FASTER THAN BRAIN
  • NO BS ZONE
  • NO CLOWNS
  • NO PATIENCE
  • NOT MY CIRCUS I’M JUST ONE OF THE CLOWNS
  • NOT MY CIRCUS I’M JUST ONE OF THE JUGGLERS
  • OUT OF PAIN MEDS
  • PATRIOT
  • REBEL
  • SHIT HAPPENS
  • SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS
  • THIS IS NOT A TOY
  • THIS SIGN IS ONLY A DISTRACTION
  • TODAY IS ATTITUDE DAY
  • UFO SURVEILLANCE DRONE
  • WOMAN AT WORK
  • YOU ARE NOW IN RANGE
  • YOU’RE BEING WATCHED

NOTICE:

  • AFTER MONDAY AND TUESDAY THERE’S WTF
  • ANYTHING I SAY BEFORE COFFEE, CAN’T BE USED AGAINST ME
  • BE NICE OR LEAVE
  • BEEN THERE DONE THAT THIS IS THE T-SHIRT
  • BEER IS THE WORLD’S MOST PERFECT FOOD
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AFRICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE BRITISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CANADIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CHINESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE GERMAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HAWAIIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HUNGARIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE IRISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ITALIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JAPANESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JEWISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE MEXICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE NORWEGIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE POLISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ROMANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE RUSSIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SCOTTISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SPANISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SWEDISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE UKRANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE VIKING PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE YUGOSLAVIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS NEANDERTHAL DNA
  • CONTAINS PIRATE DNA
  • CONTAINS SASQUATCH DNA
  • CONTAINS VIKING DNA
  • CONTAINS WARRIOR DNA
  • DIAPERS LIKE POLITICIANS SHOULD BE CHANGED WHEN FULL
  • DO NOT DISTURB I’M LISTENING TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
  • DON’T TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
  • DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS I’M LISTENING LESS
  • FREE RANGE
  • FREE SARCASM
  • I AM AN AMERICAN PATRIOT
  • I AM NOT A CHEF I JUST PLAY ONE AT HOME
  • I AM NOT A DOCTOR I JUST PLAY ONE AT HOME
  • I AM NOT A HANDYMAN I JUST PLAY ONE AT HOME
  • I AM NOT A LAWYER I JUST PLAY ONE AT HOME
  • I AM NOT A MECHANIC I JUST PLAY ONE AT HOME
  • I BROUGHT MY INVISIBLE FRIEND
  • I DON’T CARE
  • I HAVE X-RAY VISION
  • I KNOW THINGS
  • I QUESTION EVERYTHING
  • I WALK THE LINE BETWEEN GENIUS AND INSANITY
  • I’M NANA BECAUSE GRANDMAS ARE OLD PEOPLE
  • I’M NOT LISTENING
  • I’M NOT STONED I’M ORGANICCALY IMPAIRED
  • I’M OLDER THAN GOOGLE NO REALLY
  • I’M PAPA BECAUSE GRANDMAS ARE OLD PEOPLE
  • I’M RETIRED DON’T ASK ME TO DO A DAMN THING
  • IF I LOOK ANNOYED KEEP MOVING
  • IF YOU STAND CLOSE, I THROW SHADE
  • LIFE IS NOT FAIR
  • MAY CONTAIN ALCOHOL
  • MAY CONTAIN POOP
  • MUST BE AT LEAST 21 TO RIDE
  • NO BS ZONE
  • NO CLOWNS
  • NO JACKASSERY
  • NO!
  • NOT MY CIRCUS I’M JUST ONE OF THE CLOWNS
  • NOT MY CIRCUS I’M JUST ONE OF THE JUGGLERS
  • NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING BEFORE I HAVE MY COFFEE
  • PRINCESS IN TRAINING
  • SARCASM IS A SKILL
  • SOCIAL DISTANCE = OXY-MORON
  • TEQUILA IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY
  • THANKS FOR NOTICING THIS NOTICE
  • THE BEARD STAYS
  • THE SARCASM IS FREE
  • THIS IS NOT A TOY
  • THIS NOTICE IS NOT WORTH NOTICING
  • TO SAVE TIME LET’S JUST ASSUME I’M RIGHT
  • YES, SARCASM IS A SKILL
  • YOU’RE BEING WATCHED

 

 

WARNING:

  • 6FT UNDER OR 6FT APART
  • ADULT AT PLAY
  • AMERICAN PATRIOT
  • AVOID INJURY BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE
  • BELIEVE IT
  • BIO-HAZARD
  • CAR-A-HOLIC
  • CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY
  • CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AFRICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE AMERICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE BRITISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CANADIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE CHINESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE GERMAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HAWAIIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE HUNGARIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE INDIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE IRISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ITALIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JAPANESE PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE JEWISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE MEXICAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE NORWEGIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE POLISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE ROMANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE RUSSIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SCOTTISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SPANISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE SWEDISH PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE UKRANIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE VIKING PARTS
  • CONTAINS GENUINE YUGOSLAVIAN PARTS
  • CONTAINS NEANDERTHAL DNA
  • CONTAINS PIRATE DNA
  • CONTAINS SASQUATCH DNA
  • CONTAINS VIKING DNA
  • CONTAINS WARRIOR DNA
  • COOKING IS MY SUPERPOWER
  • DON’T MAKE ME OPEN MY CAN OF WHOOPASS
  • DON’T TREAD ON ME
  • DON’T WANT TO, DON’T NEED TO, CAN’T MAKE ME
  • DRINKING ALCOHOL MAY CAUSE…. SORRY I FORGOT
  • EXTREMELY HIGH ESTROGEN LEVELS
  • EXTREMELY HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS
  • F-BOMB DROP ZONE
  • F-BOMB TEST RANGE
  • GRILLING IS MY SUPERPOWER
  • HIGHLY UNSTABLE WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE CUP OF COFFEE
  • I AM AN AMERICAN PATRIOT
  • I BROUGHT MY INVISABLE FRIEND
  • I FAILED OBEDIENCE SCHOOL
  • I HAVE ISSUES
  • I JUST QUIT SMOKING
  • I QUESTION EVERYTHING
  • I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
  • I SWEAR I SWEAR
  • I’D TURN BACK IF I WERE YOU
  • I’M A BAD INFLUENCE
  • I’M DOWN TO MY LAST NERVE
  • I’M FAKING THE CALM DEMEANOR
  • I’M HAVING A NICE DAY DON’T SCREW IT UP
  • I’M THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT
  • IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT
  • IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE WINS
  • KNOWN FOR SHANANIGANS HOOLIGANISM AND MALARKEY
  • MAKE ME ANGRY AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN
  • MAN AT WORK
  • MAY CAUSE IRRITATION
  • MAY CONTAIN ALCOHOL
  • MAY CONTAIN POOP
  • MULTI-TASKING
  • MY SENSE OF HUMOR MAY HURT YOUR FEELINGS
  • NO CLIMBING
  • NO FILTER
  • PATRIOT
  • POLITICALLY INCORRECT
  • PRONE TO SARCASM
  • PSYCOLOGY MAJOR YOU GO FIRST
  • REBEL
  • SARCASM RUNS IN MY FAMILY
  • SHIT HAPPENS
  • SOMETIMES THE SHIT YOU DO, SHITS ON YOU
  • SOMETIMES THE THINGS YOU DO, DO THINGS TO YOU
  • STUPID KILLS
  • STUPID PEOPLE ANNOY ME
  • SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE
  • TEENAGE ATTITUDE
  • THE CALM DEMEANOR IS FAKE
  • THINK BEFORE SPEAKING
  • THIS IS MY WARNING LABEL
  • THIS IS NOT A TOY
  • TO SAVE TIME LET’S JUST ASSUME I’M RIGHT
  • TODAY IS ATTITUDE DAY
  • TRESPASSERS WILL BE HANDLED ACCORDINGLY
  • UFO SURVEILLANCE DRONE
  • WOMAN AT WORK

 

SUBMARINE SPECIALS

CAUTION:

  • I’M NOT NUCLEAR TRAINED
  • SPINNING VALVES MAY CAUSE BEE-LINE RUPTURE

DANGER:

  • IF YOU DON’T OWN IT, DON’T TOUCH IT
  • SILVER IS HOT SHIT
  • SUBMARINES CONTAIN SHIT THAT WILL KILL YOU

NOTICE:

  • FIRE CONTROL IS NOT DC GEAR
  • FIRST RULE OF RADIO DON’T TALK ABOUT RADIO
  • NAV ETs DON’T OWN THAT
  • SUBMARINES DO IT DEEPER
  • SUBMARINERS DO IT DEEPER
  • TO SAVE TIME LET’S JUST ASSUME I’M RIGHT

WARNING:

  • A-GANG IS ALWAYS AT WORK
  • FIELD DAY THIS
  • I NEEDED SEVERAL WAIVERS TO GET HERE
  • IF YOU’RE THIN SKINNED YOU’RE MY NEW TARGET
  • MY TUBES DON’T WORK
  • OF COURSE, I’M GOING TO MESS WITH YOU, I’M A SUBMARINER
  • WE ARE NOT IN RADIO, STFU!
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